Alcohol jokes – Vijay Mallya

Amazing Alcohol Jokes -Comparing quotes of Kalam and Mallya

Here is amazing alcohol jokes—>>>

I had a sparrow as a pet but it flew away one day…
Then I had a squirrel but it ran away too..
Then…I planted a tree and they both came back….😊
– Dr APJ Abdul Kalam
One day I got chips and gave it to my friends they took and ran away
One day I got Chakli and gave it to my friends they took and ran away

Then I got ALCOHOL they all came back with chips and chakli.
-Vijay mallya 😂😂