Alcohol jokes – Vijay Mallya

Amazing Alcohol Jokes -Comparing quotes of Kalam and Mallya

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I had a sparrow as a pet but it flew away one day…
Then I had a squirrel but it ran away too..
Then…I planted a tree and they both came back….😊
– Dr APJ Abdul Kalam
One day I got chips and gave it to my friends they took and ran away
One day I got Chakli and gave it to my friends they took and ran away

Then I got ALCOHOL they all came back with chips and chakli.
-Vijay mallya 😂😂

Great Jokes of Teachers and Parents

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Great Jokes -1

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”

Great Jokes-2

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”